hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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