I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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