Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There was a lot of him and a little penis
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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