so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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