rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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