Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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