Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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