Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You can make out without kissing
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