I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
one might say we're banned from that church
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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