glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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