It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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