wat bout pragnant strippers??
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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