just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
