They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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