i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I would fuck him just for his dog
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