Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
