forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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