Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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