he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
its liver damage thursday
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