google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
