Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
