...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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