if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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