she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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