god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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