Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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