i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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