please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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