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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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