Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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