What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
