Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
