hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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