real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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