he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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