dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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