curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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