god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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