If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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