he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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