well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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