Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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