Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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