I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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