Umm I'm too high to move.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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