she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
