Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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