he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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