no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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