You're my little dorito
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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