grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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