You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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