Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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