Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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